Bondage Boutique Sex Swing Review

When I first went to set up the Bondage Boutique Swing for this sex swing review, I thought I’d need several hours, a large toolkit, DIY skills, and the patience of a saint to hang it up. Nothing could be further from the truth.

How to hang it up

Hanging up this BDSM harness was surprisingly easy. The Bondage Boutique sex swing can be attached to your ceiling, a swing stand, or your doorframe if you want to use it as a door sex swing. Hanging it up is easy – you simply use an included metal screw-hook to attach it to your ceiling. Once the screw-hook is in place (I’m sure there’s a more technical name but I ain’t no DIY expert) you simply clip the swing onto it and voila!

This sex sling comes ready to go – there’s basically zero setup apart from unpacking the thing and hanging it up somewhere safe.

I should point out that it ideally needs to be put up in a room with high ceilings and strong rafters. The harness itself can carry up to 1,000 lbs of combined bodyweight (although some sources say 300 lbs?) but your ceiling/doorframe might not be so strong. Sadly, your house wasn’t designed with suspended bondage in mind. I constructed my sex harness in my cellar, which has pretty low ceilings, and it initially dangled comically low. Unless you have very tall doorways, I imagine you’d get the same problem if using this as a door sex swing.

There are many YouTube videos and ceiling beam guides that can help you to find the strongest spots on your ceiling.

How does it work?

Once you’ve got the sex swing set up securely, it’s time for you or your partner to hop in! If you don’t know how to use a sex swing, it’s pretty simple to get started with a basic sex swing position! Hold onto the straps with your hands and sit in the padded seat part of the sex sling, placing your bottom in between the two padded straps for support.Now, with the help of your partner, place your feet into the stirrups so that your legs are up with the rest of your body. From this basic sex swing position, you can receive great anal sex or vaginal sex. It’s also a great open position for enjoying some kinky oral sex, as shown in this (NSFW!) sex swing video.

The only downside is that there is no headrest/neckrest for this basic lying-down position, but in fairness, this product is designed to be versatile – adding a headrest would limit the possible sex swing positions.

The Bondage Boutique sex swing can spin 360 degrees, so there is a cornucopia of sex swing positions to try out. The straps are also fully adjustable, so you can adjust the height and length of various straps to suit the positions you want to try. All the straps are made from tough woven nylon, with added velvety padding for the main body straps and foot stirrups – it’s luxurious and soft to the touch!

Positions to Try

With a fully-suspended harness like this one, there are numerous sex swing positions and kinky sex moves to take your play to the next level!

The Swinging Missionary

Hop into the velvet-padded seat, get your legs in the stirrups so that they’re high up, and hold onto the straps with your arms for support. These exposed missionary-style positions have tons of anal, vaginal, and oral opportunities.

The Airborne Doggy

Instead of sitting into the sex swing like a chair, why not lie across the velvety body straps and have your partner put your feet in the stirrups while you face the floor? If you lower the stirrups so your feet are beneath your body, this doggy-style position has the potential for very deep thrusting.

The “Amazon” sex position

This is a very popular “woman on top” position that it empowering and orgasmic all at once. The male partner lies in the basic sex swing position, preferably quite close to the ground. His partner then stands with his/her legs either side of his stomach and guides themselves back onto the penis. It’s a tricky one, but it’s sure fun once you get it right. Here’s a video (NSFW!) of the Amazon sex position performed on a bed.

How is this swing different from other sex swings?

I can confidently say that this is one of the best sex swings I’ve come across, especially considering how cheap it is! I think the main difference between the Bondage Boutique Sex Swing and its competitors is how easy it is to set up, what great value for money it is, and that fact that it’s fully-suspended.

This swing is super discreet – just unhook it from the loop and hide it away when you’re done. You’ll have a loop-hook-thingy sticking out the top of your ceiling, but that’s a lot subtler than a cum-splattered BDSM harness.

This swing is fully suspended and spins a full 360 degrees, so the freedom and possibilities are endless! By contrast, a door sex swing greatly limits your movement and the positions you can get into, while a sex swing stand is clunky and gets in the way. This Bondage Boutique sex sling is one of the cheapest ways to try out dozens (if not hundreds) of gravity-defying sex positions.

Is it worth it?

There are a couple of minor issues with this sex swing, such as the noisy clangy metal and the inevitable neck pain you get after 15-20 minutes, but these problems exist for pretty much all sex swings in this price range. All in all, the cheap price, easy-as-pie setup, robust construction and 360-degree sexual freedom make the Bondage Boutique Sex Swing one of the best sex swings on the market. Treat yourself to the best sex you’ll have in years!