Anal Fleshlight Review – My Experience with the Classic Anal Fleshlight

Fleshlight are famous for making male strokers which resemble vaginas, some of which are even based on the vaginas of real pornstars. But did you know that they also produce anal fleshlights? These anal fleshlights supposedly create the perfect anal simulation, but I had my doubts.As someone who’s engaged in a fair amount of real anal sex, who better than me to review the classic anal fleshlight? I bought the classic pink butt anal sleeve and paired it with a white case, creating the perfect anal stimulation toy to get my cock all hot and bothered. So, how did it perform? How does it compare to the best Fleshlights? Let’s dive in!

Tight Anal Orifice

The main selling point of this toy is the tight anal opening. Just like a real anus, the hole is nice and tight! Compared to the vagina-shaped models, the butthole really clings onto your dick and feels tight throughout your pumping. As you slide your cock in and out of the toy, you can feel the anus holding on and milking your penis up and down the length of the shaft. I actually think that this anal fleshlight would be perfect for men with foreskin, especially if they can’t retract it. Most classic fleshlights use the bumpy texture of the inner sleeve to caress the glans of your penis and milk it. However, the anal fleshlight uses the tightness of the butthole opening to milk your entire shaft – it’s a completely different (and orgasmic!) experience.

Anal Fleshlight Sleeve Texture

If you look at most fleshlights, such as the Classic Lady STU (Stamina Training Unit), you’ll find that the internal texture of the fleshlight sleeve is filled with lumps, bumps, ridges, ribs, tunnels, and a bunch of other unusually-shaped things which are designed to milk your cock-head till it quivers. However, this is not the case with the classic anal fleshlight.

Most Fleshlight sleeves are made from “Superskin” material, a patented sex toy material which is designed to mimic the feel of real skin.

Inside, you’ll find a straightforward, no frills, no bumps, straight-down tunnel. That’s it. And you know what? I love it. Fleshlight are so focused on creating these elaborately designed Fleshlight sleeves, but sometimes the classic warm tunnel is all you need to get your freak on.

I found this simple internal texture to be so refreshing and relaxing, you know? I don’t always wanna stick my dick into a Rubik’s Cube.

If they’d coupled the tight butthole entry with the overly-complex internal texture of typical male strokers, I think it would have been overkill. I often think that classic fleshlights focus too much on glans stimulation, but this product changes the game by focusing more on the penis as a whole.

Feels Like Real Anal

To be honest, I found the whole (or hole!) preparation process arousing in itself. Using some water-based lube, I fingered the fleshlight butt hole like I would finger a partner’s ass. Closing my eyes and using my imagination, I found the motion of fingering the tight butt hole really erotic – it made me really hard before I’d even begun.In my opinion, this anal Fleshlight feels just like real anal sex! The hole is tight and stays tight throughout, you can feel the tight tunnel up and down the length of your cock, and your orgasm is the result of a full-penis massage rather than just head stimulation. Real butts are basically a warm tunnel, so the lack of a bumpy internal texture heightens the realism.

When I came, I grimaced and climaxed just how I do when I’m fucking someone anally. It’s hard to describe, but it’s like your shaft feels just as massaged and sensitive as your glans.

If you wanted to make the sensation feel even more like real anal sex, you could consider buying a Fleshlight warmer for the sleeve to warm it up to a more realistic temperature. These warmers are USB chargeable and suitable for all fleshlight sleeves, so they’re definitely worth considering if realism is your goal.

How discreet is it?

During use

Generally speaking, this is one of the most discreet fleshlight toys that I’ve ever used. There’s a thin wall between me and my housemate, and I used this male stroker quite vigorously without making too much noise – I think that the simple sleeve helps to reduce typical Fleshlight “squelching” noises.

I’m not a big fan of the squelching noises you get with some fleshlight models – it’s distracting and far from bloody erotic.

I did notice a lot of air pressure noises with this toy, however. For example, if I had the end cap screwed on completely, I would get those “fart” noises as the air is forced in and out around the base of my cock. If I loosened the cap slightly, these fart noises would be reduced but then the cap would rattle around and make noise instead.Of course, you could just remove the end cap entirely to make the least amount of noise possible, but then you run the risk of cum/lube flying out the end of the toy when you orgasm. The straight-down tunnel inner sleeve of this fleshlight means that there’s nothing to stop your sperm flying out the end.

Appearance

In terms of a discreet appearance, it’s the same deal as the majority of Fleshlight male masturbators in this large Stamina Training Unit (STU) style – you’ve got a huge plastic case which is 9+ inches long and several inches across. Consider whether you’ve got somewhere to hide something that large when it’s not in use.

If you live with anyone under the age of 50, chances are they’ll know what a Fleshlight is if they see one.

Cleaning

Part of the recommended cleaning process requires you to air-dry the toy in a well-ventilated area for 24 hours, which isn’t ideal if you’re trying to be low-key. However, there are alternative drying methods to try which I cover in the next section.

Fleshlight Cleaning

Due to the sensitive “Superskin” material of the Fleshlight sleeve, you cannot use the standard “scrub with soap and water” cleaning method that most sex toys use. Listen up!

How to clean your fleshlight

1. Once you’re finished and you’ve jizzed into the toy, take it into the bathroom. Remove the screw-caps from each end and gently pull the sleeve out of the case.2. Rinse the case and the screw-caps with warm water, both inside and outside. Once they’re rinsed, put them to one side.3. Put the tight anal orifice under the tap and rinse warm water through the sleeve for around 30 seconds. 4. Turn the sleeve around and rinse warm water through the opposite way for 30 seconds or so. Finish by quickly rinsing the exterior of the fleshlight sleeve.

Because the classic anal fleshlight has a simple inner texture, it’s very easy to clean – there are no bumps and ribs for lube/cum to get trapped in.

How to dry your fleshlight

Now it’s time for drying – here’s where things get tricky. Fleshlights need to be air-dried for around 24 hours in a room with adequate ventilation. I can just leave mine on the bed all day with the window open, but some of you obviously need to be more discreet. There are forums online where people discuss quick and discreet ways to dry a fleshlight after cleaning. Try hanging it up in your wardrobe or pushing a floursack towel through the middle a few times with a pipe cleaner.

The sensitive, porous material of your fleshlight is a perfect breeding ground for bacteria if you don’t clean, dry, and store it efficiently. If you don’t take care of your toy, it can end up getting moldy.

Cum-clusion

Don’t be put off by the simplicity of this toy – embrace it. The holes of real men and women are not filled with well-crafted textures ergonomically designed to milk your cock into submission – they’re just warm, tight, and inviting. If we’re not careful, we’ll get to a point where real vaginas and anuses cannot compete with all the male masturbators out there.For me, this toy is the perfect anal simulation with a nice tight anal hole that’s just begging to be fucked. It’s pink, so it isn’t tied to a single ethnicity, and it’s unisex – it could be the asshole of a man or a woman. It really seems like a staple sex toy that any self-respecting male masturbator should cherish.

Looking for more fleshlights? Read my full Fleshlight Review to see more styles in action.