The title of this review is more than just a play on words, the 'Pop!' is one darn addicting dildo.
Part of why it's so addicting is the bulb, which is easy to use and delivers a realistic 2 mL of semen. I associate cuming with a release of tension, and with pop, jizzing looks and feels so similar, that you can get some kind of dopamine release in the brain. It's even more satisfying than popping bubble wrap.
It's also a gorgeous and very photogenic dildo. The size is perfect for me, it has a good length and it's girthy, but not too girthy.
In this review I'll go more in depth with the Pop! and how to use it.
Quick Overview of the Pop!
Colors: Slate(Black), Cocoa, Toffee, Berry(Pink)
Insertable Length: 7" (17.8 cm)
Diameter: 1.65" (4.2 cm)
In the box: 3 silicone tubes, 3 tip nozzles, 3 bulb to tube attachments, 1 small bulb
Optional extras: Pop! Lube (looks like semen), Large 22 ml bulb
Semenette Origin Story
The Pop! dildo fulfills an even higher calling than most sex toys, its main focus is helping couples conceive with artificial insemination in a more natural, loving, and powerful way.
Before pop!, most squirting dildos were made of shiny smelly materials like PVC, definitely not the type of thing you want to put in your body, much less conceive a child with.
The Pop! on the other hand, is made from medical grade silicone and has replaceable parts that allow for sterile and safe conception.
Time to Get Things Popping!
From what I understand, Semenette and Fun Factory came together to make Pop!, and it has a bit of DNA from both parents. Fun Factory made the dildo shape, and Semenette created the realistic squirting system.
It uses Fun Factory's style of packaging and both company's logos are on the box. Once you remove the sleeve the inside box looks identical to Fun Factory's other dildo packaging.
Putting together the parts is easy, and about a minute after opening you'll be ready to come around your place. The tube glides in easily without needing to force it. Then once it's out the other end you attach the locking nozzle and pull it back to make it flush with the tip of the head. Then attach the bulb with the white piece and it's all set up!
Filling up Pop works kinda like a turkey baster. Grab a container of your ejaculate fluid of choice, submerge the tip, and squeeze the bulb to give Pop a nice long drink... and squeeze again for the fireworks.
Types Of Fluid For Squirting
Water - Water is the least viscous fluid i've tried, which means it squirts the farthest. It also requires less clean up afterwards and is easier to suck up. The downside is that it doesn't look and ejaculate as realistically as thicker fluids.
Water-based Lube - You can use lubes like Sliquid H20, Sea, and Sassy for a more splurty and realistic squirt. You can also use Pop as a lube shooter if you are using it for anal activities.
Sliquid Silk - This lube contains emollient esters which gives the ejaculate a milky look that's closer to semen.
Pop! Lube - Lube specifically designed for the Pop! It looks and flows more like real semen.
Semen - Semen is probably what makes Pop the happiest. When using semen to conceive, the instructions say to use a new tube and nozzle every time and discard them after. There are replacement kits of tubing available on the Pop! website.
The downside of using lube is it is more expensive, and you don't have an endless supply of it. 'Pop! Lube' is $15 for 4 oz, which works out to a cost of 25 cents per ejaculation with the small 2 ml bulb, or $2.75 per ejaculation with the large 22 ml bulb. If you're as trigger happy as I am, this can get kind of expensive, but for a cum a day, it's reasonable.
Using the Large Bulb
I also got the Large Bulb, which you can find on SheVibe for $35. It holds 22 ml of ejaculate, or 11x more than the 2ml bulb.
The big bulb gives some extra special magic to the Pop! experience. By making small short squeezes, you get the same realistic ejaculation as the 2 ml bulb, but without the need to reload, making sex with the pop feel almost superhuman.
For us, this bulb made sex with the pop extra intense and cummy. If we're using the large bulb, my partner delights in dominating me with multiple loads, giving me more than a few satisfying facials and leaving me soaking in ejaculate by the time we're finished.
Long squeezes
If you make long squeezes with the big bulb, it simulates peeing more than ejaculating, which would make it a good toy if you have a fetish for that. The increased volume also lets it carry enough water for watering your plants and succulents:)
How It Feels
The look of the dildo is similar to the Fun Factory Boss. I haven't tried the boss yet, but I've read the Pop! feels softer and smoother than its sibling.
The head of 'Pop!' is large and has a dramatic corona ridge. For me, this gives good P-spot coverage and has the perfect amount of drag for summoning prostate orgasms. There's also the veins which add some extra sensation as I go deeper.
By myself, I use it laying on my back, and with a partner it works well in a harness. But best of all, the Pop can come with me! The silk lube feels like real semen and adds an extra satisfying edge to my climax.
The naked Pop!
Cleaning Up After
Like the real thing, there's a bit of clean up after, especially with lube. After using it with water, I dissemble it and lay the parts out on a towel to dry. I'm not sure if this is necessary, but I do as a precaution to prevent bacteria growing in any trapped water.
For Silk and the Pop! Lube, it gets a bit trickier. First, I do a few cycles of hot soapy water into the Pop!, if things are still sticky, I used a small pipe-cleaner, that I get at the arts and crafts store. I use this to give the inside of the tube an extra scrub to get all the resilient silicone out of there.
Starting Your Pop! Adventure
The Pop is a wonderful tool for helping couples conceive, and a great sex toy for people who want more ejaculation in their life. If you've ever wanted a squirting dildo, this is the one you should be saving for. There are other squirting dildos out there like bad dragon's dildos, however they use syringes and don't have the realistic ejaculation that Pop! delivers.
If you want to get one, check out the SheVibe shop, which has all the colors and pop accessories in one place.
Let me know what you think of the Pop in the comments! If you have your own Pop I would love to hear your own personal review as well.
