RealCock 2 Review: Is the $500 realistic dildo worth it?

The RealCock 2 has been dubbed by its creators to be “the world’s most realistic dildo” and costs a whopping $499. It is the brainchild of Abyss Creations, the company responsible for the famous RealDoll sex dolls. 

I recently got to experience the RealCock 2 for myself and let me just say that if sex dolls and sex robots are getting cocks like these, I can definitely see how AI could wipe out humanity. 

The RealCock 2 is a hyper-realistic circumcised cock and there have been various iterations of this product. The latest generation now offers more options in terms of shapes and colors.  

• Dirk - Length 8-1/2” | Circumference 6″ | Diameter 2”
• Jones: Length 6-1/2” | Circumference 5-1/2″ | Diameter 1-7/8”
• Rockwell: Length 6-1/2” | Circumference 4-3/4″ | Diameter 1-5/8”

Each is available in fair, medium and dark skin tones. 

I got Mr. Dirk and this review will be based on my experience with him, I mean, it. 

My video review is also on YT for your viewing pleasure:

RealCock 2 Packaging

The RealCock 2 arrived in a plain cardboard box with very minimal packaging. Labeling was discreet – the return address listed Abyss Creations and the contents were labelled as “sculpture”. There isn’t any further packaging once you open the box. It’s just the RealCock 2 in a plastic bag and a sheet of paper with a little blurb on the product containing cleaning instructions. 

I was quite surprised as I expected a lovingly handcrafted product like this to have more elaborate packaging. But I guess this doesn’t need pretty packaging to sell itself. I was more than happy with this package (pun unintended).

First impressions

“Oh my god what have I gotten myself into…” 

Exactly my first thoughts as I opened the inconspicuous brown box. 

As I took Dirk out of its box and held him in my hands, I was almost blushing. Excited and… a bit nervous? 

This dildo was almost too lifelike. It had been handcrafted to shocking detail… from the veins on the shaft to the detail of the skin and the textured wrinkles on the balls… I was stunned. I wrapped my hands around it and was surprised to feel that the skin on the shaft moved up and down like a real cock… I could actually squeeze the balls and massage each testicle! To be honest, I’m not sure whether to be thrilled or freaked out. This is clearly a life cast… the question is, who’s cock is this?! I’d love to meet Mr Dirk in person… for research and analysis purposes of course.

What does a $500 dildo give you?

Materials 

The RealCock 2 is made with medical grade platinum-cured silicone – non-porous, body safe, durable and easy to clean. Of course, you’d expect the best possible materials and nothing less with such a price tag. 

Innovation & Technology

This dildo features Sil-Slide technology, referring to the outer layer of skin which slides along the shaft. 

As you stroke the dildo, the outer layer of silicone glides along the firm inner core, strongly imitating the sensation of real skin.  

Its hyper realistic triple layer design consists of a firm inner core, soft outer layer, and final layer of coloring and texturing. 

Unlike most other dildos, this one has separate testicles that can be individually grabbed, massaged, pinched, squeezed… you get the point. 

The multiple densities and incredible detail of the RealCock 2 make it unbelievably realistic and lifelike. This is what differentiates it from all other dildos in the market. 

Versatility (Vac-U-Lock) 

The latest generation of the RealCock 2 is compatible with the Vac-U-Lock system popularized by Doc Johnson. 

As Abyss Creations puts it, you’ll be “Cocked, Locked, and Ready to Rock”.

This means it is ready to be used with harnesses, strap-ons, sex machines, suction cups… anything and everything that uses the Vac-U-Lock.

This introduces endless possibilities in using this toy. 

Functional artwork

Now, don’t assume these are just mass-produced replicas of each other. Each RealCock 2 is a fucking piece of art (pun intended). 

These are fully handcrafted with intricate detail. Each piece is sculpted, casted and painted by artisans in the USA. They are painted with thin layers of colored platinum-cured silicone instead of paint. This ensures all the layers bind together in a single sculpture. 

From the faint blue veins to the slightly swelling head and the urethral slit at its tip, to the varying shades of pink and beige on the flesh, and intricate wrinkles on the scrotum. The color and texture of the skin looks just like the real thing… right down to the pores. Again, this is kinda freaky but I can’t stop myself from scrutinizing/admiring it.  

One-of-a-kind

Like real cocks, all of these vary in terms of coloring and detail. Each one is personal and no two are identical. 

That’s why there’s a 4-week turnaround time from when you place your order to when you receive it. Each RealCock 2 is made to order. The cock you get is one-of-a-kind. It is exclusively yours, and no one else in the world owns an identical piece. 

Experiencing the RealCock 2

The look and feel of the shaft, the head, the testicles, the skin… right down to its flexibility and resistance… are very lifelike. Massaging the shaft, squeezing the head, and fondling the testicles… provides both a visual and sensory appeal. 

Let me break this down for you…

The shaft

The shaft is flexible, but its firm inner core creates a realistic resistance. The shaft moves naturally during thrusts – when you’re fucking it you experience a sensation that’s very similar to an actual penis. 

Put your hand around this shaft and you can give this cock a very real handjob and blowjob. The outer layer of silicone is thicker than real skin, but the feeling is very similar. 

And the veins… oh yes, the veins. My god, they’re bulging like it would in a throbbing cock. They simulate real veins and I’d almost believe there was blood pumping through them… you can press and feel them individually and this makes for a very sexy hand/blowjob experience. Definitely one of my favorite design features. 

The head

The head is slightly squishy, exactly the way it should be. The shading and detailing on it is ridiculous. Even the urethral hole… is an actual hole that dips internally and not just a superficially painted one. It looks so much like a real engorged head that you can’t help but be turned on just by looking at it. 

Maintenance 

For such an intricate piece of functional art, this is really quite simple to maintain. 

• Always use a water-based lubricant as oil-based lubes can ruin the silicone skin
• More lube is better than less as too much friction may erode the paint layer
• When using the Vac-U-Lock, apply a small amount of lube to the plug before inserting it
• Periodically massage the whole toy to lubricate the inner silicone layer so it stays malleable 
• After each use, clean with liquid antibacterial soap and warm water 
• Set aside to dry or pat dry (do not rub)

Real Cock 2 Review Summary

If your goal is to replicate a human penis, this dildo is as sophisticated as it comes. The movable skin on the shaft and scrotum, individual floating testicles, delicate shading and incredible attention to detail puts this dildo in its own category.  

Its texture, density and color create a multidimensional experience that needs to be felt to be understood. 

I believe this is by far the most realistic dildo that exists in 2021 (feel free to prove me wrong). I’ve had many dildos and cocks in my life, and have no hesitations claiming that the RealCock 2 comes closest to the sensation of, well, a real cock. 

Is the $500 price tag justified? 

To be completely honest, I almost wanted to find something to hate, but I love every fucking inch and crevice of this beautiful cock. I actually have nothing bad to say about it. 

Are $250 sneakers worth it? Was that $300 night out worth it? I’m not going to pretend this is a practical purchase. It’s definitely a splurge. Sure, it’s a ridiculous price for a dildo, but it’s also not the most expensive one around. There are dildos which cost thousands of dollars and don’t give this kind of realism. For the price of 2 sneakers, I get the perfect cock whenever I want, for as long as I want. That’s how I’m justifying this to myself. 

If you’re into big beautiful cocks, you do what you have to do to justify the cost.

Should you buy a Real Cock 2?

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