Dog, Horse & Huge Dildos – A Guide To Animal Dildos [2024]

Animal dildos are one of my favorite kinds of fantasy dildos.  They’re perfect if you have furry fetishes, but even if you don’t, their unique feelings and sensations are amazing.

There’s dozens of animal shaped dildos out there, from dog dildos to horse dildos and everything in between. So, whether you’re looking for huge realistic dildos or more fantasy penis toys, we’ve got something for you.

Here are some of the best animal dildos on the market!

Realistic Horse Dildos

Most horse dildos are big, and only veterans will be able to submerge these beasts, but the reward is worth it, it feels amazing!! 

You’ll find other members of the equine family: ponies, mules, donkeys, and even unicorns and Pegasuses.  

The most famous horse dildos (in our opinion) are the LZYAA Horse Dildo and the Doc Johnson Dick Rambler.

LZYAA Super Big Size Horse Dildo – Cheap Horse Dildo

A whopping 16.5 inches long, this realistic animal-shaped horse dildo is the perfect way to introduce yourself to realistic animal dildos.

Gradually expanding in girth, this huge animal dildo definitely requires some time, patience, and a LOT of lube.

It comes from Amazon, which is super handy for the next-day delivery, and it tends to come in discreet Amazon packing.

Not for the feint of heart!

PROS: 16.5 inch animal dildo, realistic animal dildo shape, huge size

CONS: Too big for some, hard to insert

Doc Johnson Dick Rambler 13.5 Inch – Huge Penis Dildo

While it’s not animal-shaped, this huge dildo is a 13.5 inches long, girthy, and veiny. It’s much bigger than any human penis you’re ever going to interact with!

This huge realistic dildo comes with a flared base (the testicles) so it’s safe for anal play (if you can handle it!) 

Dick Rambler also comes with a suction cup base, so you can stick it to a hard surface such as a wooden floor or a sturdy wall to get even more positions out of your animal dildo.

Its only $59.99 too, which is pretty good for a huge dildo like this!

PROS: 13.5 inch insertable length, girthy and veiny, flared base, suction cup

CONS: Not technically an animal shaped dildo

Make sure to use lots of lube, and warm up properly before attempting to mount these beasts, they are generally not a dildo for beginners!    

Read my guide to Horse Dildos

Knotted Dog Dildos

In my dog dildo guide I go over the top 20 canine dildos.  These are very anatomically correct and have a large bulbus glandis ‘knot’ towards the base of the dildo.  

These knots are not testicles.  When an actual wolf has sex this ‘bulb’ or knot fills up with blood once the penis is inserted inside the female.  After it is fully engorged it works as a tie that keeps the wolf’s penis from falling out.

Generally wolf dildos are on the large size at about 8 inches long.  They have a pointed tip on the glands that can add an interesting touch to its penetration.

Here is one my our favourite dog-style realistic animal dildos from SheVibe:

Aliter Bent Knot Alien Dildo – Dog-Style Alien Dildo

While this dog dildo is technically an “alien dildo”, it still uses a dog dildo “knot” and shape, so we’ve decided to include it!

6.75 inches in insertable length and made from body-safe silicone, this is one of the best animal dildos you can find with a very unique shape!

The different lumps and bumps glide past your rectum and create lots of interesting sensations to get the party started.

On top of that, it has a flared base, so it’s safe for anal use too!

PROS: 6.75 inches of insertable length, dog knot dildo style, body-safe silicone, safe for anal use

CONS: Technically an “alien dildo”

Fox Dildos

Like the animal they represent, Fox dildos are a little more elusive and difficult to find than dog and equine dildos.  But when they do appear they are always lovely.

Fuxi Fantasy Dildo – Best Fox Animal Dildo

Available in a variety of sizes from SMALL to XX-LARGE, this fox dildo is one of the best realistic animal dildos on Etsy. 

Made to order from high-quality silicone, these animal dildos are brilliant for anyone who wants to explore new animal shaped dildos.

Available in a wide variety of colors and styles, you can get the perfect design to match your animal dildo collection.

On top of all this and the dog knot dildo shape, this animal shaped dildo comes with a flared base too, so it’s safe for anal use (as it won’t slip inside you!)

If want to try something similar to dog dildos, fox dildos like this are a great try!

PROS: Many sizes from SMALL to XX LARGE, multiple colors & styles, flared base (safe for anal use) dog knot dildo style, animal shaped dildo

CONS: Expensive

The Best Animal Shaped Dildos, In Summary

Everyone needs at least a few animal shaped dildos in their collection, and hopefully you found a few interesting ones on this list.  

If you have any other animal dildos you’d like to see, or want to discuss anything at all, please leave a comment below.

Remember that most of these animal dildos are also HUGE dildos, and most of them have unusual shapes that aren’t “designed” for human anatomy.

As such, be careful, go slowly, start small, and use A LOT of longlasting lube when putting these toys inside you. If anything hurts, stop immediately.

Have fun!